don't just take a tour, romp with a raconteur

picnic like a parisian

we'll do all the work, you just show up and act too cool about it


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You don't have to be a 1990s Soviet time-traveler to love a good picnic

LOL stock photos amirite?


Astound your group with one of our popup picnics:

Bourgeoise Breakfast in front of the Eiffel Tower

Rare French Cheese Lunch in front of the Sacre Coeur

Taste of France in the gardens of the Louvre

'Say Yes' Picnic at the Eiffel Tower w/ skip the line tour

Seine River Sunset Boat Cruise with Champagne + Cheese Flight, skip-the-line Eiffel Tower Tour

Includes a convivial and informal history, culture and current events talk-n-mingle from one of our Paris Raconteur hosts...or we can just STFU and keep things flowing smoothly without all the Louis XIV/'How brie is made' this-and-that. We are experts in French Cheeses, History, Culture, Food, Architecture, and Current Events but we can also just float and mingle and make sure the glasses are filled. It's as-you-like-it and we can read our audience so it's your Paris picnic dreams come true without all of the work. For groups of just one (um, ok, you do you) to up to all seven million inhabitants of planet Earth. Message us and let's do this!


or, Tell us what you like and we'll craft your bespoke Paris picnic, from plebian delights to spreads fit for Marie Antoinette, we can put together a memorable moment for your group by bringing the best from the PARIS IS BURNING guide to a picnic blanket