i want it all
just for me
hey special snowflake... Have a paris raconteurs romp all to yourself....
Shy? A total snob? Personality-disordered? Rich-n-Famous?
Any Paris Raconteur romp can be all yours! From a bespoke popup picnic in front of the Eiffel Tower, to a rampage through weird bars with your bachelorette party, to a bike ride curated to your tastes, to a Let Them Eat Cake sweets gallavant...We can do it just for you.
In fact, we LOVE to craft unique experiences for curious jetsetters!
Any group size can be accomodated, from one (um, ok, you do you) to up to all 7 billion people currently inhabiting Earth.
Shoot us a message, you princess, and LET'S DO THIS
We promise not to stare or get weird if you are famous, just warn us in advance si vous plait so we can take a Xanax.
Like Marie Antoinette paying people to ignore her at her fake peasant hamlet at Versailles, we can do...that. Valkyrie once met Joe Biden and gushed effusively that she loved him, for some reason, so she remembers the embarrassment well. #thatwasawkward #whydididothat #ilikehim #ijustdon’tLIKEhimlikehim #it’smenotyouJoe