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don't just take a tour, romp with a raconteur
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don’t take a tour

ROMP WITH A RACONTEUR

 
 
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VISIT ALL THE SIGHTS W/O FEELING LIKE A JACKASS TOURIST

JOIN OUR POSSE

bike around paris + see it all w/ a small, convivial posse

PARIS IS BURNING host Valkyrie Rosecranz has curated the essentials of Paris + discovered the best, leisure-paced route to the 'must-see' sights (and hidden gems not found in a guidebook!) 

She created this ride for visiting friends -- they would cruise the best of Paris' must-see sights via charming little passages, medieval back streets, the glittering Seine river...in one unforgettable afternoon or evening!

 

 
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LET THEM EAT CAKE

EAT ME EAT ME EAT ME.

EXPLORE PARIS BY MOUTH

In Paris, bakers are the rock stars.

Taste 4 contenders for Les Best Croissants de Paris on a morning breakfast walk or join the 'Cakewalk' -- a walking exploration of the best desserts of Paris. 

You are the Jury and the Prix de PARIS IS BURNING Guide will be awarded to the patissier with the most votes! 

 
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Social lubricant(s), meet eager tribe

BAR CRAWL W/ POPUP PARTY TRIBE

Let's romp to the bars of young + creative Paris with our ready-made party posse!

These are the spots we take visiting friends to--we rampage through the un-touristy parts of town and they can see how Paris goes out.

Think offbeat bars, unassuming on the outside, but throbbing w/ anxious actresses...lecherous Laurent's... poets sweating their regrets over a bière picon. The playlist can be anything from Wu-Tang Clan to Die Antwoord to Celine Dion  (ah, the French...) to yodeling. 

Introverts/solo/’Old’ travelers welcome

We are adding fresh-pressed new romps and rampages this fall. check back soon or sign up below to receive our delightful harassments via email